Saturday, December 30, 2006

Obituary; Part Two

Mishmash Bookshop we have long been in the habit of placing a small sign in the window when one of our heroes dies. The declaration of our good wishes will help pave their way to heaven, we hope; people might come in and feel they have found a kindred spirit; and it might bring us some karma, or kudos.

It’s been noticeable in the past few years that many of those ‘retiring after a good innings’ have been the cultural innovators who inspired the baby-boomer generation. In 2006, Joseph Barbera followed his partner William Hanna to the cartoon studio in the sky at a time when animation has the cinematic respect it deserves. The Godfather of Soul, Mr. James Brown as he called himself, died a few days ago, a man who genuinely did create a new music. No JB; No funk. That simple.

But I wanted to single out one creative genius for you to bless; Mr. Ahmet Ertegun. The owner of Atlantic Records, he presided over two influential periods in American music.

Firstly, Stax/Atlantic Soul was the only stable of musicians that could look Motown in the eye. Sam and Dave, Aretha Franklin, and Big Joe Turner recorded for him through the 50’ and 60’s; Booker T Washington’s MG’s were the de facto house band.

Secondly, he personally signed the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin; AC/DC and Stone Temple Pilots recorded for him. He gave the green light to arguably the two best rock albums of all time; Back in Black, and Four Symbols. He died after slipping and injuring himself back stage at a Stones gig; Jimmy Page gave the world the sad news himself.

Oh, and he brought soccer to the USA by creating the New York Cosmos, because he loved football so much.

Andrew Mishmash

Friday, December 29, 2006

Obituary; Part One

At this time of year most journalists will write a short piece on what they consider to be the sad losses of the past twelve months. Anecdotes about deflated politicians will be wheeled out once more to demonstrate that, with their demise, society has lost a link with an older, more moral, age. This lazy approach to writing applies as much in the blogosphere as in print. Here at Mishmash Bookshop the most deeply regretted death of all is a sport; Pro Tour Cycling.

I first got interested in cycling in the 1980's when, working as a porter in a residence full of Spanish students, I followed Stephen Roche as he battered his way forward to take the Tour de France on the last day, and by the narrowest ever margin, from Pedro Delgado. I have loved the Spanish people’s commitment to the sport ever since.

I went to Dublin for the infamous start to the 1998 Tour, where supporters cheered the Festina team onto the podium to sign on for the race despite having been arrested for drug smuggling the previous day. I saw the roll-out the following morning [which felt more like a mystical religious experience than anything I have witnessed in a church] and stood next to Garret Fitz Gerald , the retired Taoiseach, as an equal penitent novice, to see Mario Cipollini and Marco Pantani off on their forty days in the wilderness.

Lance Armstrong straddled the Millennium years of the Tour de France. He took seven consecutive wins between 1999 and 2005; and this after recovering from two deadly bouts of cancer. He still splits the sport along lines that are neither professional, nor national, nor generational. His fans [and I am one of them] will tell you he is the hardest working champion in the toughest sporting competition on the planet, bar none; his detractors complain he is an elusive drug cheat who has , somehow, ruined the sport for everyone. And then Lance retired…

This years Tour looked to be the most openly contested in almost a decade. From a field of about eight serious contenders for the maillot jaune, two stood out. Jan Ullrich, for whom the domination of Lance Armstrong had served as an alibi for always coming second; and Ivan Basso, lead rider in former champion Bjarne Riis’ new Team CSC. CSC were revealed by an interesting cinema bio-pic, Overcoming, to have a guiding principle of mutual support, rather than the usual internal competitive hierarchy. And they seemed, for cyclists, to be relatively opposed to le dopage.

But on the very eve of the race, both Basso and Ullrich withdrew, having failed drug tests, along with fifteen other riders. They could make their way to the front without the internecine power struggles, it seemed; but not without the EPO and the steroids. The Tour was devastated, but opted to carry on with the few remaining moderately well-known riders. It limped on for the duration, and was won in the late stages by American Floyd Landis; and then to cap it all Landis failed two drug tests within days of his victory. I turned my back; if you asked me I couldn’t have told you who the maillots recipient wearer was [in fact I had to check – it was Oscar Pereiro].

I won’t return to supporting cycling again, unless there is a huge cultural change in the teams, the management, and the sponsorship regime. I just couldn’t sit watching the helicopter shots, arguing the toss between my heroes and my son’s, or discuss team tactics with Catalan taxi drivers, while it’s about cheating. The sport is effectively deceased, and leaves a swathe of grieving fans behind it.

Andrew Mishmash

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

You Better Watch Out...

You can't beat the emotional experience of the primary school nativity play. It would be a hard heart indeed that didn't smile at all those well scrubbed faces, singing carols learned phonetically from Miss.

Last year The Wee Guy was Boss Reindeer, and had a line all of his own - "Hey reindeers! Stop playing and come and get ready!".

This year he and his compadres had more of a toy spear-carrying role in a slightly older and more complicated show. But they made their way through Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, and Santa Claus Is Coming To Town with great aplomb, and the joyful tears flowed aplenty.

I was struck by how much of a life he has built for himself in the past few months. He has friends we don't know, skills we haven't encountered, and thoughts we haven't been told. At his school, we are an adjunct to his world. And that's pretty cool for a four year old. Well done, matey!

Andrew Mishmash

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Camp Science Fiction Movies

We all have guilty pleasures [does that have to have capitals and a copyrights sign now?] and one of mine is bad sience fiction movies.

Of course you've all heard about the shower curtains in Plan Nine From Outer Space; but if you get the chance to see Fantastic Voyage on a decent screen you won't be disappointed by the "wow" lecturing, or by the oil-film psychedelia. The Incredible Shrinking Man is that tried favourite, the post-nuclear holocaust warning, with echoes of Gulliver, Robinson Crusoe, and the worst closing monologue ever.

So I wasted [i.e. derived no productive benefit from] a couple of valuable hours this afternoon watching David Lynch's Dune. I'd seen it before of course, and the enormous talking jobbie [which now looks presciently like a Damien Hirst vitrine] that holds the universal monopoly rights on wormhole travel haunted my dreams for years.

Despite having the most disjointed script, and the maddest producer ever, Lynch managed to gather round him and impressive cast. Jurgen Prochnow, the Captain from Das Boot; Linda Hunt, the only person to win an Oscar for playing a character of the opposite gender; Max von Sydow, Sian Phillips, and a youthful bouffant Kyle McLachlan. But it wasn't until the final credits that I realised the girl playing Alia the telepathic wunderkind [looking like Regan MacNeil in a hijab] was the nine year old Alicia Witt.

I have to admit to being completely besotted with Miss Witt in the TV show Cybill during the 90's when she remodelled the role of Kevin the Teenager into a pouting moue, alabaster skinned, fiery redhead. And up against Cybill Shepherd this was no mean feat. Men of my age who find themselves strangely attracted to the kid's cartoon Jane and the Dragon may now understand their uncomfortably kittenish feelings.

She hasn't done much film work recently, and has presumably settled into a quiet life of trying on slinky tops and pouting into mirrors...

Andrew Mishmash

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Alan "Fluff" Freeman 1927 - 2006

Just a brief and heartfelt farewell to Alan Freeman, radio innovator in excelsis, who died last month.

Fluff - note DJ's had real nicknames then, Mr Ice/9mill/Killa - hosted the national countdown show in some form for over forty years. Consequently there aren't many fans on Planet Rock who haven't at some point made his show a regular tune-in.

Which is not bad for a failed opera singer from the colonies whose entire schtick was four phrases;

1. Pop pickers

2. Awlright?

3. Stay bright

4. Not 'Arf!

So that's the show over - Peely, Fluff, and TV on the Radio [who interviewed my Granny twice] are spinning the Wheels of Steel at the great Traffic Light Rock Night in the sky. See you when we get there.

Andrew Mishmash

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Political Trivia

Generally I find politicians a pretty detestable bunch. To think that we are represented by the likes of Jack Straw [who counts Pinochet and Mugabe among his friends], bare-knuckle thug John Prescott, and the thoroughly unpleasant Barbara Roache. But some of them are worthy of our attention.

Oona King was in Mishmash Bookshop last week. I am pleased to tell you she is a thousand and one times more gorgeous than "that" George Galloway. And she bought a copy of the Rothmans Football Handbook. Form an orderly queue please, gentlemen...

Frank Field was the last customer I served before hurrying off to assist at my son's birth; he never walks past the door without asking after The Wee Guy. "Too clever for government", say the commentators; too rare altogether, say Mishmash.

When I get to work early enough, I often pass Denis Skinner in Tothill Street. "Good Morning, Mister Skinner!" I shout, in my top-hat voice; "Moornin'" he scowls back at me. He had a quadruple bypass last year and was back at work within weeks, representing his own constituents, and the left in general.

Mayoral candidates frequent the shop too. Ken has the longest arms of anyone I have ever seen. Steve Norris asked my colleague Dave if he might borrow a handkercheif. Susan Kramer [despite being an international banking lawyer] looks like your jolly auntie who teaches silversmithing at the County F.E. College.

I bumped into Tony Blair earlier this year; walking round St James's Park on the morning he had to tell Tessa Jowell to choose between her job and her husband. "Oh Look", I thought, "there's some old bloke who missed his last train home and slept on a bench. And he looks like Tony Blair..."

Andrew Mishmash

Monday, December 11, 2006

Augusto Pinochet 1915 - 2006



Here is truth.

"You have sinned against The Lord; and, be sure, your sin will find you out."

Numbers 32;23

Andrew Mishmash